In
a restaurant, a man ordered soup, but as soon as it arrived, he had to
go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he
is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP". When he returned,
he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come anyway.
Q: How do you get to Sesame Street?
A: Pull down your pants and ask Big Bird.
Q: Why does'nt Gloria Trevi like wearing underwear?
A: Because she likes her hair loose.
Q: What does a Disney ride and Viagra have in common?
A: It takes over one hour to start and two minutes for the ride to end.
Q: What does a Disney ride and Viagra have in common?
A: It takes over one hour to start and two minutes for the ride to end.
Q: What do men and parking spaces have in common?
A: The best ones are taken.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack.
Q: What did the Hammer say to the man?
A: Hammer me.
Q: Why did the janitor dance with the broom?
A: Because it could sweep him off his feet.
Q: Q: What is an Australian kiss like?
A: A: It's just like a French kiss, but down under.
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to
his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first
man you ever made love to?" She looks at him thoughtfully for a second
before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."
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