Similarly Prison Vs worK

Bars Do Not a Prison Make

If you wonder why your employees may wear sour looks and can't seem to "get with the program,"
management professor Dave Arnott suggests the
problem may be that they read e-mails like this
one:

In prison you spend the majority of your time in
an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8
cubicle.

In prison you get three square meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal, and you
have to pay for that.

In prison you get time off for good behaviour.
At work you get rewarded for good behaviour with
more work.

In prison a guard unlocks and opens the doors for
you.
At work you must carry a security card to unlock
and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go
somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your friends and family to
visit.
At work you can't even speak to your friends and
family on the phone.

In prison all expenses are paid taxpayers with no
work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary
to pay for prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking
through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get
out to go to the bars.

In prison you can join many programs that you can
leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get
out of.

In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work the managers take care of that.

Soft.Engg Vs poeT

Subject: nice poem for all of us
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Original Version
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I travelled across the seas,
over the mountains,
all in search of truth,
in search of peace...

I wandered through the plains
and the rivers all seasons,
all for that intangible...

I submitted myself to many an Ashram,
many a Rishi,
all for that invisible...

I visited the Madhushala all nights
to taste that moment's peace,
that eluded me all my life...

Then, on a rainy morning,
spring came to me as Saranya
to give 'life' to my barren life!

One evening, I held her up and asked,
"Hey you girl, tell me - Where do I get peace!"
With that marvelous smile of an angel,
she placed her tender fingers over her heart
and said there it is...

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Now for ... The software engineer's version:
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I jumped jobs, across towns,
across countries,
all in search of technology,
in search of money,
in search of peace...

I wandered through RDBMS,
OOPs, GUI and Networking,
all for that intangible...

I submitted myself to many a course,
many a guru,
all for that invisible...

I worked all nights,
spent hours staying back,
to taste at least a moment's peace,
that eluded me all my professional life...

Then, on a power-out morning,
spring came to me as Sarayana
to give 'life' to my barren life!

One evening, I called her up and asked,
"Hey consultant, tell me -
Where do I get peace!"
With that marvelous smile of a professional
she placed her tender fingers on the U.S map
and said: "Indians think there it is !!"

Laugh lawS

Murphy's Laws


Murphy's First Law: Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
A corollary : After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
Murphy's Eight Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy's Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy's Tenth Law: Mother Nature is a bitch.
Murphy's Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.

Technical love letteR

You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA(PURE PASSION). I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). You are MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA O PALA(Made for one). I believe in FRESHIYA (Gorepan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most Beautiful in this world ! think of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile perday) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me.I would like, you should be my life partner I think
you are worry abut your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeable) and also think of my Father who is CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one) If they will say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS(Lets make think better) They will feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe) and we Coca Cola (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy)Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each Other). After some time our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITAL (Invited by all) We are HERO HONDA (Leading the way)
of our love life. Then our life is BOLERO (Break free). Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real test of life) SATYAM ON LINE (Fun fast easy) , PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India) for me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more) So never forget me. OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More) LG [Digitally yours]