Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter, he ain't gonna come anyway.
Q: How do you get to Sesame Street?
A: Pull down your pants and ask Big Bird.
Q: Why does'nt Gloria Trevi like wearing underwear?
A: Because she likes her hair loose.
Q: What does a Disney ride and Viagra have in common?
A: It takes over one hour to start and two minutes for the ride to end.
Q: What does a Disney ride and Viagra have in common?
A: It takes over one hour to start and two minutes for the ride to end.
Q: What do men and parking spaces have in common?
A: The best ones are taken.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack.
Q: What did the Hammer say to the man?
A: Hammer me.
Q: Why did the janitor dance with the broom?
A: Because it could sweep him off his feet.
Q: Q: What is an Australian kiss like?
A: A: It's just like a French kiss, but down under.
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