Thursday, June 5, 2008

Women's Rights

WOMEN'S RIGHTS



The following took place at an international conference for women's rights.



The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last
year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our

husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband,
Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have
to do it himself.

After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but
on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb."



(The crowd cheered).



The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's
conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no
longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself.The first
day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing,

but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well.



(The crowd again cheered).



The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood up and said," After lass
year's conference, I wen home and tole dat lazy husband of mines, Dingo
Jack, dat I was froo pickin up his beer cans, cookin his tucker and
washing his undaweah and dat he was goin to haf to do dem himself.

(The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long minutes).



She continued...........................







"Afta da first day, I nevah see nuffing.



Afta da second day I nevah see nuffing,







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>but afta da fird day, I could see a little bit out of my leff eye."



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