Restoring her youth!

After her fifth child, Lucy decided
that she should have some cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore
herself to her former youthful glory.



Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with five
children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a
tuck there.



Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.



Who are these from ?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."



"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation
went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say
thanks."



"Ahhh, thats really nice" said Lucy.



"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was
such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be
the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"



"Brilliant!" said Lucy. "And the third?"



"Thats from Eric in the burns unit" said the nurse.

"He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears!"