GlobalizatioN?

Question : What is the height of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana.

Question : How ???
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel driving a German car with a Dutch engine,driven by a Belgian
driver, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian
Paparazzi, treated by an American doctor,using Brazilian medicines, dies !


too good to pass up.....!


Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put 5
people
in a Quattro."

"What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen.

"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5
persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro
means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking
the law."

The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over -- I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with 2
guys in a Fiat Uno.


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