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Dictionary's latest definition of the following words.
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Divorce:- Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette:- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with
fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture:- An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference:- The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise:- The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears:- The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary:- The only place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:- A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic:- A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:- A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Yawn:- The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.
Etc:- A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
Committee:- Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:- An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:- A fool who torments himself during life,
to be spoken of when dead.
Opportunist:- A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist:- A person who while falling from Eiffel tower
says in midway "See, I am not injured yet."
Miser:- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:- A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:- A guy no different from the rest....except
that he got caught.
Boss:- Someone who is early when you are late ! and late
when you are early.
Politician:- One who shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence after.
Doctor:- A person who kills your ills by pills, and
kills you with his bills.
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