When a wife was asked: What book do you like the
best?

She answers: My husband's cheque book..


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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes
an annual free trip around the Sun..


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Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !


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Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop


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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?


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Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !


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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our
friends


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Children in backseats cause accidents;Accidents in
backseats cause children!


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A girl is like a road; the more curves she has
the more dangerous she is!


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A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the
street at a wrong place and shouts Why are you crossing here?
Can't you see a zebra crossing there? The guy replies ,"Let the zebra
cross. What can I do?"


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Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front
of board which said FINE FOR PARKING


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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,the judge
began, you've been brought here for drinking.. Great,the drunk
exclaimed. When do we get started?


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Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I
can read my handwriting..

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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..